"I don't like the library and I don't like you!" (for context, this was said when it was time to leave the Lego station and he didn't want to go).
"I already have all of these books at my house" (referring to the 9,000 books we have in our library).
"Can I sit in your lap?" (said while I was reading to the class and also less than 10 seconds after she had the fingers in her nose and mouth)
"I'll never remember it! Never!" (said while sobbing because he forgot his library book today and couldn't get a new one yet).