Elementary Shenanigans

I had a first grader hand me a couple of rolly pollies he found in the hall and asked me to help save them by letting them go outside. 

A kindergartener told me, "I've looked at literally every book in this library and I don't like any of them."

A third grader stood on the table as an example of "things you shouldn't do in the library." (I suppose it was my fault for being silly and asking).