This morning I got cussed out at the post office. As I approached the counter, I noticed the woman next to me has her mask under her chin.
I asked her, "Ma'am, could you pull your mask up please?"
She responded, "Mind your own business, you f------ b----! Why do you care?"
I said, "You're standing next to me." (Also, she was sniffling)
She yelled, "Then just don't look at me, b----!"
I wasn't aware that COVID was only transmissible with eye contact. I'm so thankful that she so helpfully informed me if this new scientific breakthrough.