Danny called me 5 times in less than 3 minutes at about 1:30 today. I texted him, "I'm teaching. Is it an emergency? Is something wrong?" He replies immediately, "yes, something is wrong. I need to talk to you now." I get someone to cover my class and call him. My heart is racing. I'm sure he's hurt or in jail. When he answers the phone I say, "are you ok? What's wrong?" And he says, "I'm doing my taxes. How many dependents should I claim?"
"... Danny, that is not an emergency."