Things the kids at school did this week

A 2nd grader teared up when he saw that the whole series of books he loves was all on the shelf and ready for him to check out. “They’re all here!  All of them!”

Two first grade boys pretended that pencils were their penises and that they were peeing all over the library. 

A whole class of kindergarteners literally rolled on the carpet laughing during a read-aloud of The Book with No Pictures. 

A 4th grader said I tell “knock-off dad jokes” while another kid in the class said, “that’s the first joke you’ve ever told us that was actually a little funny.”