Weirdest Resume

Today I downloaded about 80 resumes for 4 different jobs we've posted. One caught my eye. I can't explain all of the levels of weird happening in this resume. First, it was 7 pages long. Second, the applicant's name is Tyme. No last name. Third, the whole first page looked like a magazine cover with the title "It's About Tyme." Fourth, based on further research, Tyme is at least 58 years old. I have so many questions that I'm begging our HR manager to bring them in for an interview.